But no, remember that time when Hotspur was all, “This is stupid, I’m going to make noises about how disgusted I am with all this sappy love nonsense while my doofus brother-in-law actually lays his head in some lady’s lap, which may sound courtly but winds up being totally ridiculous,” and Kate was like, “Shut your face! We’re guests in this warlord’s house and he’s going to give you a big army and things for your rebellion,” and Hotspur was all, “No, I would rather keep being an ass because it’s fun and also oh my god have I mentioned how into you I am?” and Kate was all, “NO REALLY YOU HAVE TO STOP WE’RE IN FRONT OF PEOPLE oh hell I hate you I am so into you too” and Hotspur was like, “Let’s blow this popsicle stand,” and Kate was like, “I will make you pay for only giving us two hours, boyo,” and Hotspur was like, :-D?
Yeah, that was pretty good for everybody, wasn’t it.
